And you will too, because you are awesome and everyone else sucks.” – April Ludgateĩ- “Don’t try to bond with me.” – April Ludgateġ0- “I hate talking to people about things.” – April Ludgateġ1- “Because I really don’t care what happens to them.” – April Ludgateġ2- “My instinct is to be mean to you.” – April Ludgateġ3- “I guess I kind of hate most things, but I never really seem to hate you.” – April Ludgateġ4- “I found a dead rabbit on the side of the road and I cut its feet off and made it into a lucky charm.” – April Ludgateġ5- “The air is too fresh. Deep down everyone is just faking it until they figure it out.

Silly straws all around, please.” – April LudgateĨ- “I’m going to tell you a secret about everyone else’s job: no one knows what they’re doing. My two true passions.” – April LudgateĦ- “I’ll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. You can’t make museums about those.” – April Ludgateĥ- “I wanted to make fun of stupid people while getting drunk.

I forge government documents all the time.” – April Ludgateģ- “Being nice made me feel terrible.” – April LudgateĤ- “The only things I like are dogs, sleeping late, and weird birthmarks. April Ludgate Quotes: Hello Parks and Rec lovers, we made a list of April Ludgate Quotesġ- “Alcohol is fun and delicious.” – April LudgateĢ- “I’ll just forge it.

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